Skiers.. one funny article

www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/06/vail-chairlift-accident-l_n_155578.html

If I paid $97 (yes you read right), plus $25 for parking and $10 for a hot dog, to ride an old school mentality ski resort and I saw this I´d sue them. Or the skier for indecent exposure. Unless of course everyone at Vail could use the Burton LOVE boards or any other board with very partial nudity on them.
I mean, moms are suing Burton for the LOVE boards.. stupid parents.

And employees at Vail can´t use those Burton boards on the hill.
Here are some quotes from the Vail newspaper:
“It’s pretty much semi-porn in the public eye,” said Farrell, an Eagle-Vail mom. “If people buy a Playboy, they typically go to their bathroom or their bedroom. They don’t sit in the middle of town square to view it.”
But us snowboarders need to see naked skiers danglin from the chair lift? I think that belongs in your own bathroom too.
And here´s a comment from the Vail spokesperson:
"Vail Resorts has prohibited its employees from using the “Love” snowboards while on duty at the resorts, spokeswoman Jen Brown said in an e-mail. That rule pertains to all snowboards with offensive or inappropriate graphics, she said."
I wonder what they say to Jon Olsson when he goes to Vail..?
Considering his skis have a girl on them too.

Goosh. We can´t have another nipplegate. That was just too horrifying! The youth of America is now ruined because Janet and Justin´s act!
The partial nudity is what single handedly will take America even further back to the stone age.
Religion, oil and greed won´t have anything to do with it.