So I´m working late nights and early mornings with this clip...
I was not super amped this evening, but needed to get closer to the end of the tunnel so to speak.
After a short stroll around town I thought.. hmm it´s 18.45.. maybe I should go get some booze or wine coolers (incase I have a great couple of hours behind the computer) before the stupid liquor stores close.
So I hustled to the closest one thinking I was real smart to plan ahead a little.
Guess if it was open... NOT!
My semi good mood that was on the uprise turned to hatred. I got so mad, me a 32 year old, can´t get some wine coolers at 18.45 on a mother fucking Friday! (enter Ari Gold´s voice, skip to 1:13 in this clip)
I couldn´t motivate myself to possibly go out again after I got behind the computer. Stupid fucking closed liquor store.
Since I now was in an apartment with zero alcohol I didn´t want to know what might be going on in the city tonight.
I even went to three stores to see if they had any 3.5% ciders, they didn´t. Just 20 kinds of 3.5% beers.
I asked a clerk (fully knowing he wouldn´t be able to help me) why they didn´t have any ciders over 2.25% and he said they don´t like to carry them because young kids might get drunk if they did. I promptly asked; What about me? What should I drink then?
He looked at me like I was retarded. "Eeehh, beers maybe?" No I don´t drink that shit I said and moped away.
Ok, so it´s like 6 hours later now. I´m editing away here. Trying to make a sweet piece out of no footage under severe deadline threats is always fun, not.
Then my friend Effe calls. Where are you? Come down!
I just heard some loud ass noise in the background.
He yells: CAN´T YOU HEAR THE MUSIC?
I respond: Hmmm, maybe... sounds like "Familjen" (which made me jealous they were dancing their butts of to one of my current favorite bands).
Effe yells back: YEAH, THEY ARE PLAYING LIVE NOW! HERE! IT´S INSANE!
My thoughts: OMG! Familjen is playing and I´m 2 kilometers away, sober, behind a computer... WTF!
Seriously. I would pay $1,000 to be buzzed with my friends and see them on a Friday night. But no, I can´t turn back time. Mother fucker!
So as they are boogieing away I´m writing this post. Pissed at myself for not knowing that Familjen were in town. But also pissed at the fucking liquor store that was closed in the middle of the day (yes 18.45 is in the middle of a fucking Friday!)
I´m so pissed. Can´t focus. And I can´t wait for some solidaric communist swedes to reply to my rant about not being able to buy booze when I want. Fucking bring it. I´ve been wanting to mail some anthrax to the liquor store executives for the past 6 hours. Come debate the matter with me if you dare.
I´ve never tried a drug other than alcohol in my life, but with this shit annoying me like a herd of hemorrhoids (assuming that´s fairly annoying) I´m running out of options to get a buzz when I feel like it.
And when I´m in rehab I´ll sue Sweden for making me turn to drugs.
Have a fucking great weekend. God knows (or does he) a weekend like this won´t come back, EVER!
Here´s the brilliant video "Snurrar I Min Skalle" from Familjen.
Mother fucker I am PISSED! And they aren´t touring this summer either, even more pissed now! Arrrghhh!
And no, I´m not an alcoholic. I just want some mother fucking freedom.